found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some b@stard stole the toilet
paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he
wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to sh*t
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience
wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh*t my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find
inspiration in
toilets.

I came here
To sh*t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a
different
purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job
advertisement
space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the
Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please


On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a
lesson... Sign
seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also
make your
food...please aim properly.

syark